ME: Hi, Mom. What's up?
MOM: So, I've been reading your blog.
ME: Thanks, Mom.
MOM: And you've left the job at the big agency?
ME: What? No, I'm still there.
MOM: I read that you weren't.
ME: Where'd you read that?
MOM: On your blog.
ME: What? Where?
MOM: You said you were happy about leaving the big agency and going to a boutique.
ME: Mom! That wasn't me. That was another blog. You must have pressed the key over one of the blue words that link to Jane Sample.
MOM: You didn't write that?
ME: No, that was Jane.
MOM: Honey, I'm so relieved.
ME: You are, Mom? Why?
MOM: The language she uses is kind of shocking. What would her mother say?
ME: I'll tell her you said that, Mom.
MOM: Tell her language like that is not very becoming.