This is your fire warden. The trouble is over. The alarm went off from a piece of paper on fire on the 6th floor. There is no more fire. The problem has been solved-ed. (CLEARLY KNOWS SOMETHING’S OFF, SO TRIES AGAIN.) The problem has been…solved-ed. Everything cool.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
TEN SECONDS OF EARSPLITTING STATIC FOLLOWED BY BROOKLYN-ACCENTED VOICE OF YOUNG MALE.