tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post1731460085380188007..comments2023-10-28T06:54:44.019-04:00Comments on ad broad: when is a penis not a penisAd Broad, oldest working writer in advertisinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04505122645106322698noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-75102003924639693942008-09-12T01:46:00.000-04:002008-09-12T01:46:00.000-04:00It happens more than you think luv. This time it j...It happens more than you think luv. This time it just happened to be a cock rant.Jokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01224267023770962108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-68574532638103748452008-09-11T17:20:00.000-04:002008-09-11T17:20:00.000-04:00@Rob Buccino Ha! What a clever tallywacker you are...@Rob Buccino Ha! What a clever tallywacker you are.<BR/><BR/>@joker Glad you found, er, inspiration here.Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertisinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505122645106322698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-74751603315497776222008-09-11T16:06:00.000-04:002008-09-11T16:06:00.000-04:00I must admit, I couldn't resist and had to write a...I must admit, I couldn't resist and had to write a cock post ;) Thanks for the great readJokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01224267023770962108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-87896559075682532942008-08-27T21:08:00.000-04:002008-08-27T21:08:00.000-04:00Is there any way to combine your last two posts, s...Is there any way to combine your last two posts, so that you'd be blogging about medical tourists shopping for replacement manroots?Rob Buccinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09457573674981620039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-43424038888562441442008-08-25T10:20:00.000-04:002008-08-25T10:20:00.000-04:00Dear Bigger,Thanks for writing in. Remember, it's ...Dear Bigger,<BR/>Thanks for writing in. Remember, it's not the size of your logo that counts, it's how you use it.Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertisinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505122645106322698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-91090467425320337042008-08-24T23:08:00.000-04:002008-08-24T23:08:00.000-04:00“Dear Ad Broad,I never thought this would happen t...<I>“Dear Ad Broad,<BR/><BR/>I never thought this would happen to me...”</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-82275759366268801522008-08-24T09:29:00.000-04:002008-08-24T09:29:00.000-04:00@anonymous (or Porn King)--hmmm I am intrigued by ...@anonymous (or Porn King)--hmmm I am intrigued by the sorting and categorizing thing, can only imagine those file folder names. THanks for enlightenment on unsheathed sword. <BR/><BR/>@ shaun--I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! And apparently--it's a commonly used reference.Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertisinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505122645106322698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-57294384024771099332008-08-23T15:01:00.000-04:002008-08-23T15:01:00.000-04:00manroot!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahaha, genius.manroot!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>hahahahahaha, genius.shaun.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00305608573599458958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-27788930221631063142008-08-23T07:15:00.000-04:002008-08-23T07:15:00.000-04:00a few thoughts:1orthodox romance. doesn't it alre...a few thoughts:<BR/><BR/>1<BR/>orthodox romance. doesn't it already sound a bit stale? dry, boring, cookie cutter?<BR/><BR/>2<BR/>a good dirty book involving sex is to me erotica, at least for the sexy bits. romance is erotica's naive redheaded sister. i am a man and have amassed a horde of pornography from the internet (still mostly porn), sorting and categorizing it with the oddly complimentary feelings of pride and disgust. i can say with certainty that erotic writing is far more cerebral and that there should be at some point in the process a filter. an editor, a creative director, a porn king: something.<BR/><BR/>if the editor gave carte blance to 'cocks' and 'cunts' then the publishing house would probably drop in value, attracting less talent.<BR/><BR/>if you must know the rules before breaking them, then you must know why the rules were written before erasing them. <BR/><BR/>3<BR/>studying latin, something that stuck with me was this definition<BR/><BR/>vagina, vaginae (n): sheath<BR/><BR/>so i get the unsheathing of the sword, but had the thought regardless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-14370578917489508992008-08-22T22:16:00.000-04:002008-08-22T22:16:00.000-04:00@Auntie--The Harrad Experiment! Oh my trembling 7t...@Auntie--The Harrad Experiment! Oh my trembling 7th grade hands...was it really only 2 pgs? <BR/><BR/>@Bob--funny how many copywriters started out in porn in the old days. My first ACD boss wrote bunny profiles for Playboy in Chicago. Love the three- O rule, I'll check out that post. Interporn. Hmmm. Sounds like racy branch office of Interpol.Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertisinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505122645106322698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-78013640079920696332008-08-22T12:00:00.000-04:002008-08-22T12:00:00.000-04:001. My first writing job was for a publisher of "ad...1. My first writing job was for a publisher of "adult fiction" in Greenwich Village (I lasted one day.) The big rule was this: when a woman was in ecstasy and was screaming "ooooooooooooooooh" we weren't allowed to use more than 3 O's. <BR/><BR/>Maybe there was an O shortage and they were trying to conserve.<BR/><BR/>More about it here: http://adcontrarian.blogspot.com/2008/04/dirty-books.html<BR/><BR/>2. I wrote a post titled "Interporn", about internet pornography. For almost 3 months 7% of my visitors were people who had searched for "interporn."<BR/><BR/>3. Please ignore highjive. I like it when you talk dirty.BOB HOFFMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05158827977385952634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-38743661650571738722008-08-22T09:06:00.000-04:002008-08-22T09:06:00.000-04:00My dad had a copy of 'The Harrod Experiment' tucke...My dad had a copy of 'The Harrod Experiment' tucked under his matress and I remember many a nervous afternoon peaking at the 2 pages with the sex scene in it.<BR/><BR/>Lady Chatterly's Lover, however has plenty of sex and sex talk, but it's all 'cock' and 'cunt' -- pretty unsexy despite itself. Leave it to the British.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-61068649703464624922008-08-22T08:01:00.000-04:002008-08-22T08:01:00.000-04:00Sheesh, Highjive. Isn't it obvious? Just trying t...Sheesh, Highjive. Isn't it obvious? Just trying to increase traffic following <A HREF="http://adssuck.blogspot.com/2008/08/we-give-blue-balls.html" REL="nofollow">WAS's very informative post on the subject</A>.Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertisinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505122645106322698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828158097601815711.post-2872172488556429422008-08-21T23:50:00.000-04:002008-08-21T23:50:00.000-04:00what the hell is the matter with you? first you de...what the hell is the matter with you? first you dedicate a post to olympic swimmers looking like giant sperm, and now this. clean it up, lady.HighJivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11372784671087002387noreply@blogger.com