fear of flying

Thanks, Bill Green (aka Make the logo bigger) for a delightful visit to Square America where cat-eye glasses, wicker baby buggies and vintage Christmas cards abound:
If I were one of these dandy, well-wishing Boyds, I'd be flying home today in a private plane instead of vacuum-packed on US Airways (recently declared to be the worst performing big airline in the country) hoarding rations of ¼ can of soda and mini-bag of pretzel nubs. Wish me luck. And the miracle of same-day arrival of luggage.