Sunday, November 9, 2008

Quit Your Boring Job - Be a Google Millionaire!!!

I must have deleted this subject line 14 times before finally opening the email. Which made me instantly grateful for my boring job. Because it made me imagine not the wildly unlikely prospect of becoming a Google Millionaire, but the far more likely one of being the Ad Hack hired to write copy like this. Which I'm posting just in case you're on the lookout for new opportunity…

Do you wish you could:
Quit your stupid job and stay home all day?
Be with your kids instead of your coworkers?
Save all that $$ you are throwing into your gas tank to drive to work?
Make more money from home than you do from your job?
Pay off your credit cards and other nagging debt?
Finally, prove to everyone else that you have what it takes to succeed?

Learn How A Stay At Home Mom, With No Experience, Earned $107,389 In Six Months Just Filling Out Forms & Doing Searches On Google & Yahoo!

AdBroad: Nikky R. from Alabama made over $1130.00 in her First Week- You Can Too!

Click Here For Information AND Photos of My House! My Land Rover! My Vacation in the Maldive Islands!
Suddenly writing concept statements for soap doesn't seem onerous, nope, not at all.


Anonymous said...

Really? Are you sure? Cuz that sounds pretty darn near hard to resist!!

Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertising said...

You're right, of course, Ann. What was I thinking. See you in the Maldives!

Anonymous said...

sounds just like how Sarah Palin used the GOP and the McCain Campaign to 'buy' her clothes--"earn $150K for you and your family"--earn it at 'home'. Ya, sure. As my 99 year old dad (who lived through the 'other'depression) would say: there is no such thing as a free lunch. garden broad.

Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertising said...

Thanks, GB. Wow. Two Depressions in one lifetime. Guess your dad won't be falling for this ;)