Sunday, April 20, 2008

help yourself, dave

Top Ten Tags for Viagra, reviving classic ad lines:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up.

९. Viagra, The quicker picker upper.

8. Viagra, Now you're playing with power.

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Welcome to the next level.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper.

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life.

1. Viagra. This is your wiener. This is your wiener on drugs.

Vigorous thanks to vigilant Garden Broad

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

how about:

Viagra, like a rock. (Chevy Trucks)

Viagra, He keeps going and going and going. (Energizer Batteries)

Viagra, Intel inside. (Intel)

Viagra, The Power On Your Side (Allianz insurance)

Viagra, nothing is impossible (addidas)

Viagra, It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (timex)

Viagra, Hello Boys (playtex wonderbra)

Maybe he's born with it, maybe its viagra. (maybelline)

Viagra, Once you pop the fun don't stop. (pringles)

Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertising said...

Ha! These are great, jane. No doubt dave will be calling you shortly...

Joker said...

Viagra, you got the right one baby.

Viagra, hungry? why wait?

Viagra, just for the taste of it.

Viagra, WAKE UP (Scion)

Viagra, are you in good hands?

Viagra, I'm lovin' it.

Life takes Viagra.

RFB said...

I'm outta my league. Nice ones, people

Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertising said...

Dave wants your number, too, joker.

@jetpacks--I'm with you.

Anonymous said...

I like the Wiener one!