Sunday, July 6, 2008

celebrating the red, WHITE and blue

Members Only Country Club Picnic Dress Code: knee-length creased shorts preferably in Nantucket Red (pink), leather belt studded with brass horses or seashells, ironed polo shirt, patriotic headgear, annual income exceeding GNP of small country, expert command of Stuff White People Like.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

“Might also stay home November 7th instead of voting for McCain.”

Joker said...

wait a minute.. that IS McCain... one thing though... Doesn't McCain seem like an eerie cross between Mr. Burns and Mickey Rooney? I'm just saying.