1. She's lost her passport and is in deportation
2. She was abducted during layover
3. She was rerouted to Australia and is still in the air
4. Her pickup never came, she's still at the airport
5. She's rendered mute by the smog in Beijing
6. She's been abducted by aliens.
7. She's forgotten our number.
8. She's been hit by pedicab.
9. She lost her phone.
10. She's dead.
11. SHE WAS WAITING UNTIL SUNDAY TO CALL FOR FATHER'S DAY, TO CONSERVE ON PHONE MINUTES.
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Oh dear... you know that after the actually entertaining weekend of golf I must offer the back nine to this list... so here goes.
12. She was proofreading a batch of American Chinese Fortune Cookies.
13. She was helping pandas mate.
14. She stole the olympic torch.
15. They confused her with an Americn Pop icon and is now a musical sensation over there.
16. She called someone from China Oriental and got clubbed with bamboo sticks.
17. She hadn't found a bathroom because of the language barrier.
18. She was hanging out with the crouching tiger.
19. She has vowed to master the art of Wushu Boxing.
20. She has decided to drop all moral values and open a sweat shop to get you genuine imitation original designer fake bags. :D
Actually, I hope #20 is true!
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